when harry does that thing with his lower lip
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This is actually pretty important
very important information
do you know how much i would have benefited from this two years ago when i wasn’t a fucking child
PSA. It isn’t your decision to get raped, but it is your decision how you react
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General.
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.
when u go to pee and unexpectedly start your period
I don’t know why I am not surprised this post exists
When I get excited about something my friend has no interest in.
things that dont make you a rude guest:
- asking for a drink
- asking where the toilet is
- looking around the house
things that do make you a rude guest:
- pissing in the fireplace
DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.
I love dogs so much oh my god
one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
fivesossummah: my dad just met HARRY STYLES
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
can we please buy her fucking flowers or pizza or something